I'm almost 22 weeks along! That's more than 1/2 way.  It feels weird that it's almost December and that I'm on the down hill to baby's due date. Life can be so surreal sometimes.  I feel like as we get further, I get more excited about being pregnant.  So far, we have had pretty crazy/funny pregnancy moments that include but are not limited to:
-Having zero control over my gag reflex.  As far as "morning sickness" goes, I don't feel like I had it bad. I had minimal actual throw up moments. But my gag reflex was super crazy and I was nauseous if I didn't eat every 2 hrs.  Now that I'm further along, I will forever be grateful for having control over my gag reflex!
-Snack time.  Because my gag reflex was out of control and I was nauseous, I cannot tell you how many ritz, saltines, and wheat thins I have eaten.  Those were for the most part, my snacking basics.  There were a few times in class where I would be in the middle of the lesson and I would have to have crackers right then or get sick in front of my whole class.  Which would then result in the conversation why I was the one who got to have snacks in class and the others couldn't.  To this, I always respond, "If you go to college and graduate, then you can have snacks too."
-Cravings. I don't feel like I've been too cravings crazy.  There have been a lot of things that I DO NOT want to eat.  But some things were REALLY good in that moment like Steak, Gala Apples, Cafe Rio (yum), Chocolate Milk, Chinese food- one night, I had to have it.  I also like spaghetti noodles (not any other kind of noodle), Granny Smith apples, and tuna fish.  One night I had pickles and waffles for dinner. That's all I wanted.  I'm sure this list will continue to be super bogus. I cannot wait!
-Hormonal Psycho.  So this one is pretty recent.  I can cry and laugh and be super grumpy in 2 mins. Prime example, we went to Cafe Rio (yum)  which is 40 mins away.  It is definitely a treat when baby get's her Cafe Rio.  So we get there.  Michael and I share a salad and have found that it's the perfect portion for us.  Except he gets beans in one corner because I do NOT like beans on my half.  As he says beans in one corner they splatter the beans EVERYWHERE.  I was in the bathroom as he was ordering (see below) and when I got there he felt so bad about the beans he asked if we should get me a salad of my own.  But I was too upset to talk.  I started crying and had to go back to the bathroom to avoid a scene.  Crying over beans? Really?!
-Potty Breaks.   I have to go a lot.  It's a new concept for me.  I usually don't have to go that often.  I'm sure this will be more fun as we get further along.
-Zero Memory.  This one has been pretty recent as well and it DRIVES ME CRAZY!  I would ask Annie a question. She would respond.  I would hear.  Two minutes later, I would ask Annie same question.  She would ask if I were on crack.  There were many incidents very similar to this. I hope this is not permanent.
-Belly button. I have never seen my belly button this wide before! It is quite the surprise every time I see it! I'm worried it will become a VERY obvious out-y button soon
-Off the wall dreams.  Last night, Michael was the one who birthed our baby because I was busy doing something else.  I asked him if he got an epidural.  He said heck yes.  Very interesting.  There's more where that came from too, but due to zero memory (see above) I can't remember them all.
So many good times!  I'm sure glad I got Michael to agree to eternity with me.  We are both grateful baby girl is growing strong.  This little profile (that looks less and less alien-ish) makes all the crazy stuff worth it, right?













